My Blog Of Epic Proportion

hhawkeye:

hair is lame I hate lame

Your hair isn’t lame. You know what IS lame…Charles Xavier.

hhawkeye:

we have strawberries and one has a stem thing on it whoa I DIDN’T KNOW STRAWBERRIES HAD THAT

Mutations have taken us from one celled organisms to long tailed strawberries. :p

did you hear the joke about the pavement?

it’s all over town

gingerhaze:

AN ANIMATION! You won’t like him when he’s slightly put out but too nervous to do anything about it!

every time someone reblogs my tags, the feeling i get is what i imagine winning an oscar is like.

and when people ignore my brilliant tags, i suddenly understand how leonardo dicaprio feels.

Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.

I wish I could hang up gifs in my room like posters

stupid muggle world.